5th Aug 2008
Hi gents, i am sorry to inform you,that due to my hectic schedule, i will now be away and not available for rumpy pumpy :o)) until September ( hopefully ).
Please bear with me as good things comes to those who wait ( so they say ) ha..ha.. Upon my return in the autumn, i will treat you all to some sexy but classy photo’s ,which hopefully will get your taste buds going.
Also,due to the extensive travelling i will be doing this month, my blogging will sadly be neglected, but i promise you i will resume duties as soon as. Pop back soon peeps, as i will post on here when i am back and available to play again. Enjoy what’s left of the ‘Summer’ and hopefully i will see you all soon ……
Adiós ………. Love and kisses Leannna xxx
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11th Jul 2008
Woo hoo, i’m back. Just in case you weren’t aware i am now back from my holiday to Egypt. Was it a ‘tantastic’ success …. Umm no. Well actually to be fair, it was a great holiday for everyone in my party,just not me :o((
It started off good ,with the resort being out of this world and temperatures hitting 40+ everyday,but for poor me, i got a bad case of,how shall i put it ‘Pharaohs Revenge’ and was bed ridden for 4 days out of my 7 day trip.Now to be honest before i got the err ‘Sharm shuffle’ i had great time, managing to go quad biking in the desert and camel trekking. The quad biking was a bit ‘Mad Max’ like. Nothing out there, as far as the eye can see,but totally amazing. Head scarf wrapped round my head and with my shades on,i must admit i looked like a ninja turtle …lol. As for the camel riding,well you don’t realize how high up you are until you are perched up on their hump. I must admit it wasn’t at all comfortable and not high up on my method of transportation. However they are as cute as can be,admittedly a bit pong whiffy,but still cute, shame i couldn’t bring one home.
Well i’m afraid that’s about all i managed before i was struck down. Consequently i am not as tanned as i would of liked to have been, but hey ho,i guess the Pharaoh got his revenge on me for wishing rain on Blighty whilst i was away. Anyway,i am not too upset by my lack of tan,as i am off to Gran Canaria for a two week girly holiday in exactly 4 weeks time. Who’s a lucky girl then …. Yep me :o)) Fingers crossed i will have better luck this time.
Oh and one more thing. If you manage to venture out to Narma Bay, which is where the bazars and markets are then be very careful. The Egytian stall holders are not as friendly as they seem. They tend to get angry and nasty if you don’t buy or even look at their ‘goods’ and what ever you do,do NOT go in their shop and sign their book.You have been warned,because believe me,you will not leave the shop without being forced to purchase something.I have many stuffed camels to prove it ….
Having fun,finding Nemo ….
Love and kisses …… Leanna xxx
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23rd Jun 2008
Yes,i know i have not blogged much recently,but Leanna has been a busy girl,getting all of her work out of the way,so she can jet off to sunnier climates. Yep,my long overdue holiday has finally arrived guys and gals ..Yippee :o))
Last year,due to mis-calculations and false weather reports/promises,i opted to not go abroad for my annual summer hols. Instead ,i thought i would stay at home and appreciate the fine British weather and lovely local beaches. Err, what summer,i hear you say ??? Exactly !!!
After the heat waves of 2006, we were promised and predicted that 2007 would be the same ,if not hotter. How wrong was that. Dear weather man/girl, your predictions were pants. Apart from the two weeks at the end of April, which incidentally i missed,due to being away in Hong Kong at the time,it did nothing but rain all year. Actually,it was to the point of flooding. How’s that for a sizzling summer.
This year,even though we have been promised the same,i am taking no chances,hence i am off to Egypt on Tuesday.
The resort of Sharm El Sheikh to be exact. Now i know have to be very careful and well behaved here. I believe it is going to be very hot there,maybe even too hot (can you get too hot ??) ,but as it is a Muslim country ,you have to dress respectfully. O.k, so no topless bathing. Shame,but no great shakes.You guy’s will just have to put up with my white bits.I will try and expose as much as i can to the sun,without getting arrested …lol
The thing is, it predominantly male there. What i mean is that all the waiters,hotel staff,stall holders etc..are Men. Don’t ask me where the women have gone,but supposedly,everywhere you look it is full of men, and the pervy,stare at you type.
I have been told that i have to dress and cover up,when not on the beach/hotel poolside. If i don’t i may be open to cat calling,wolf whistling,heckling,whatever you’d like to call it,then later be ignored and classed as bad foreign girl.’Bad Girl’ me ..??? ;o))
Mmmm… o.k,so let me get this right.I have chosen to go to destination where it very hot and i have to cover up,if not i get stared at and abuse. What strange men .
Anyway, i am going to play it by ear and aim to have a good holiday. I wonder how many Camels,i am worth,no silly,not these 
these, 
the humped and smelly type. A few i hope….ha ha
Will let you know if i get any offers.
Got to go now,so i’ll catch you later folks …….. Love & Kisses … Leanna xxx
P.S …I know this is evil, but i hope the weathers crap here in Blighty, whilst i’m away. xxx
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15th Jun 2008
Due to me being very busy in my other line of work ( yes i do have another career you know :o)) I am sorry to say that i WILL NOT be available for rendezvous In/Out in London for the rest of this month ( June).
As i only Escort part time and at present, only 2 weeks every month,you will have to catch me when you can. My next availability is MONDAY 7TH JULY - THURSDAY 17TH JULY. Put it in your diary now….. lol ;o)) . Hopefully i will be nice and tanned when we next meet, as i am off on my hols in approx 10 days time. Yippee …..
Love you and miss you ….. Leanna xxx
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12th Jun 2008
Can some one out there tell me what it is with women ,that we can’t leave ourselves as nature intended.Now if your born tall,you wish you were petite and vice a versa. Busty women want to be flat chested and flat chested want to be buxom. Blondes want to brunette and brunettes blonde. Now in my case it is hair. In my time, i have dyed my long raven black hair blonde, auburn, brown and even ginger (although,that was a blonde job gone wrong)but still.Anyway dying is not a major problem. Should you not like the results, as i have on many occasions (yes i know,but i never learn) this can be easily rectified. An afternoon at the salon and all should be fine and natural colour restored. Now my problem is perming …… mmm.
Having had straight hair all my life and not being able to do much with it,i woke up one morning and thought,why don’t i do something about that.Phoned up my local salon and off i trotted.Got there and specified that i don’t want it too curly and that it was wavy hair that i was after. Not a problem my Italian stylist promised and ushered me to the chair before i could change my mind.
Felling quite excited and imagining myself walking out of the salon later with ‘Catherine Zeta Jones’ hair, i settled back and let him do his job,after all, as he kept telling me ‘i have many years perming experience’……. Oh really ????
Well you wouldn’t have guessed that,judging by the results …..disaster, no make that major disaster!!!
Don’t worry ,it will drop out after few washes and you will get the result that you are after, i was told by the ‘experienced’ hairdresser,who was desperately trying to comfort me as i was hyperventilating ….Liar Liar Liar
I have now had my new coiffure for approximately one week and washed it about a million times,but it is still far too curly and not a wave in sight. I have been told by friends that ‘it’s not that bad babe’ and ‘just got out bed hair is sexy’ …yeah right. Even my mother could only muster up a ‘oh dear’ , yes, oh dear indeed.
Sadly for me i have to leave it for a few weeks before i can go and have my curls relaxed and hair restored to straight again. Maybe given time, i will grow to love my curls, but then again maybe not….
(The new moi )
Lesson learned for me ……….
Love and kisses ……… Leanna xxx
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4th Jun 2008
After all the traveling and partying i have done recently ,i thought it was about time i stayed in and re-charged my batteries ( not getting any younger i’m afraid ;o) ) . Well anyway glass of wine in hand i flicked through my DVD’s until i got to,wait for it ….’Dirty Dancing’. O.k,you can moan and groan all you like. I will admit, it is cheese at it’s best, but it is so addictive. I have watched it a gazillion times,sometimes on my own,most of the time with girlfriends and a couple of times with un-willing partners/male friends.
Every time i watch it, i wish i was a teen in 1963 and spending my summer at a holiday camp like Kellerman’s. It seemed so carefree then,the perfect fairytale.’Johnny’ aka Patrick Swayze is just so delicious in the film. By the way did you know he was already 34yrs old when he made the film,but you wouldn’t of guessed it ,going by his gorgeous physique and those moves, phew and what moves they were ( o.k i will pick my tongue up and stop drooling now ) ….lol
Even now 20yrs later i still want to be ‘Baby’ and gyrate with ‘Johnny’. I am sure over the years i am not the only one that has had ‘wet dreams’ after watching the film. I have read somewhere that you can visit the site where the film was made. Catskill Mountains,Pembroke Virginia i believe. I may have to join the ‘DD’ pilgrimage and personally trek there and pay my homage to this fantasy that has accompanied me from childhood,to teen and then womanhood.
This is my favorite song and clip from the movie ‘Hungry eyes’,performed by ‘Eric Carmen’ who’s voice incidentally does not match his looks ( teach me for googling ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qiFzgxSObM
I tried to add it as link,but alas it doesn’t seemed to have worked. Not that you are really interested i guess,but if you are, then just copy and paste the link above in to your browser and away you go.
Well my glass needs topping up now,so i am off to fantasize some more ….mmmm…….. ;o))
Kisses …….. Leanna xxx
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2nd Jun 2008
This is just a notice of my availability this month ( JUNE ) .
MONDAY 2ND JUNE - THURSDAY 12TH JUNE. Then i am off again until July.
Thank you …… Leanna xxx
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2nd Jun 2008
Wow,what a lovely weekend i had. Drank too much,danced too much,slept too little ,but i loved every single minute. So, what have you folks been up too this weekend ?? Something naughty but nice maybe.Now that i am home and rested it’s back to biz for me. Have you missed me ??? I sure hope you have :o) lol….
Anyway i am full of beans and ready to play …. So, who’s coming out to play with me ….. ;o) Incalls available at Lancaster Gate W2 or Outcalls to home/hotels.
The million dollar question now is, do i want to be ‘Naughty’ or ‘Nice’ … mmm,
Love you all …. Kisses …. Leanna xxx
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30th May 2008
Well here i am,in Galway west of Ireland and what a beautiful City it is. I have been here many times before, but keep coming back because it’s so scenic and always has a great feel to it. If your looking for traditional folk music, cobbled streets ,real Irish food and beer then you can’t go wrong here.I have been out trekking today and have taken some wonderful photo’s. There is something quite exhilarating about standing at a cliff top and looking out to sea. Actually i think it makes me feel quite amorous, in a romantic kind of way. A picnic,champagne,bit of rumpy pumpy on a cliff top ……. mmm yes please, alfresco fun anyone ;o) …………
Anyway,back to reality.If the truth be known, i think i would be too shy and nervous. Can you imagine what the sheep would be thinking ( put it away missus purlease… lol ) oh and the shame, if we were caught bare arse’s in the air by someone from the National Trust. I guess some things are best left to the imagination hey.
Did you know it’s a Bank holiday weekend here in Ireland. We had our one last weekend,so lucky me i get a double whammy. The City is buzzing and i am off out tonight. Enjoy your weekend peeps cos i know i will ……..
Back in action in London on MONDAY 2ND JUNE. Come and chill with me,promise you won’t regret it.
Catch you later ………..Love and kisses ……… Leanna xxx
P.S …If your ever down this way,make sure you visit McDonagh’s Seafood House,Quay Street. The best fish and chips ever !!!
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26th May 2008
This is dedicated to my date on Saturday night ( you know who you are ) . Thank you so much for a wonderful evening sweetheart and my sincere apologies for not being able to stay for lunch :o(
Once in a while you have a good feeling about things and this date was no exception. From the first point of contact to the knock on the door, i had butterfly’s going crazy in my stomach. I think what made me nervous but at the same time sweet, is the fact that this was my first ‘overnight date ‘ as ‘Ms Leanna’
Simply for that fact,not to mention that it was also very enjoyable,i can honestly say that this rendezvous will always be remembered.
I hope you had a safe flight home my SAC friend and that BA and terminal 5 didn’t cause you too much havoc.
Till we meet again ……. Hugs and kisses from your BBC lass ….. Leanna xxx
From Me To You … xxx
P.S …. I’m not sure going back to see my parents with a big bunch of flowers was such good idea. My mothers already planning my wedding …. ha ha :o))
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